Friday, January 16, 2009

Walk for Life Billboard Defaced--Culprit Identified


Feces-throwing Monkey now in San Francisco

That Clearwater, Florida rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad has been spotted in San Francisco's South of Market area. Authorities have been tracking the wily primate since this morning, but so far it has eluded two squad cars and a diversity counselor.

City officials said the adult male is thought to have migrated west in search of warmer weather and possible employment at this year's Folsom Street Fair. It was last seen in the vicinity of the University of San Francisco.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

*Apologies to the Associated Press. Satire. Please don't get mad at us! The original story about the monkey is here.

Posted by Gibbons J. Cooney
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4 comments:

  1. EuripidesJanuary 16, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    Ah! The lost art of satire. I appreciate the humor. Thanks.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Ha! A monkey has more dignity than to participate in the Folsom St. Fair!

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  3. UnknownJanuary 17, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    If you feel like making an opposing viewpoint felt, the underfunded grassroots peeps are doing their best to combat the Catholic Archdiocese who oppose equal rights for women and gays on Saturday 1/24 at 10:30AM at the music concourse near Justin Hermann Plaza near Embarcadero Center. Or maybe don't show up? Well, they're kinda counting on it.

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  4. UnknownJanuary 17, 2009 at 10:08 PM

    Anon should have had more dignity than to appear with Ronald Reagan in a film. Oops pardon, I assume Anon is at least related to Bonzo in light of the exagerated outrage about the lovely Folsom street fair.

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