Feces-throwing Monkey now in San Francisco
City officials said the adult male is thought to have migrated west in search of warmer weather and possible employment at this year's Folsom Street Fair. It was last seen in the vicinity of the University of San Francisco.
The monkey is not considered dangerous.
*Apologies to the Associated Press. Satire. Please don't get mad at us! The original story about the monkey is here.
Posted by Gibbons J. Cooney
4 comments:
Ah! The lost art of satire. I appreciate the humor. Thanks.
Ha! A monkey has more dignity than to participate in the Folsom St. Fair!
If you feel like making an opposing viewpoint felt, the underfunded grassroots peeps are doing their best to combat the Catholic Archdiocese who oppose equal rights for women and gays on Saturday 1/24 at 10:30AM at the music concourse near Justin Hermann Plaza near Embarcadero Center. Or maybe don't show up? Well, they're kinda counting on it.
Anon should have had more dignity than to appear with Ronald Reagan in a film. Oops pardon, I assume Anon is at least related to Bonzo in light of the exagerated outrage about the lovely Folsom street fair.
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