Feces-throwing Monkey now in San Francisco
That Clearwater, Florida rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad has been spotted in San Francisco's South of Market area. Authorities have been tracking the wily primate since this morning, but so far it has eluded two squad cars and a diversity counselor.
City officials said the adult male is thought to have migrated west in search of warmer weather and possible employment at this year's Folsom Street Fair. It was last seen in the vicinity of the University of San Francisco.
The monkey is not considered dangerous.
*Apologies to the Associated Press. Satire. Please don't get mad at us! The original story about the monkey is here.
Posted by Gibbons J. Cooney