Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Money isn’t Every Thing!

It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life

So you see money isn't every thing. It often causes pain and suffering. We tell you this because We are your Friend, and as your Friend We want to take away your pain and suffering!
So send us all your money and We will suffer for you.

Cash only please.

signed: Legislators, Washington, D.C.

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